Friday, July 29, 2005

I Shall Locate An Exploitable Weak Point..

I had a friend who knew a hundred ways to scare his girlfriend. He claimed it was playful jesting. She wanted none of it and called him a heartless and insensitive oaf, then broke out in tears.

At first my friend would explain it away as a bit of jolly, but seeing how upset the girfriend was he'd start feeling guilty, and end up going to extraordinary lengths to make it up to her. He'd offer to keep her chaperone on shopping trips, agree to accompany her on visits to distant relatives, or even promise to make her breakfast in bed for a month.

The funny thing was, he never once grumbled to me about performing any of these penances. If anything, he quite enjoyed them.

They've been six years together now, and things between them couldn't be better. There are plans to be married by the year's end, and they're already trying for a baby.

Though her reaction to his 'jokes' has become no less acute, I don't expect him to be letting up any time soon.

I shall locate an exploitable weak point to get a woman to sleep with me!


At 11:47 PM, Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

The human comic, Ali G, always claimed his girlfriends loved it when he treated them bad, but this seems like a different thing. The female needs love and reassurance after feeling vulnerable. Female gorillas behave in a similar way after a close encounter with a lion.


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