Thursday, August 25, 2005

I Prejudice No Single Religion..

In 9th century Spain Muslims worshipped grandly in large comfy Mosques while Christians were persecuted and their faith regarded as mortal blasphemy. In protest many Christians decided it would be quite amusing to stand in a public space and bray to God at the top of their lungs. The Muslim police people didn't see the joke, and the Christians were promptly dragged to a room of Very Large Knives.

Today people change religion much as they open a newspaper subscription. It's difficult to imagine a time when the things you believe in can mean the difference between life and Death by Very Large Knives.

Perhaps those guys were unimformed as to the Muslim faith? With hindsight I'm sure the 9th century Christians would have gladly, in Eulogius' words "spurned the holy Trinity and joined the perverse sect", if they knew about the virgins.

My guess is the Muslims of 9th century Spain weren't shouting it from the rooftops. Though quite the genius move for a religion, there is always the problem of advertising that is too successful. The facilities of paradise would be simply overwhelmed.

I prejudice no single religion to get a woman to sleep with me!

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At 5:29 AM, Blogger Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...

Only 72 virgins for all of eternity?I know it seems like a lot, but even if you rationed yourself to one a millenium, after only 72000 years you'd be hearing "Not tonight, dearie, I've a head ache" 72 times.

I hope there's lots of hand lotion in great here-after.

 
At 10:42 AM, Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

You'd only get 72 virgins for eternity if you never had sex with any of them, which would defeat the whole purpose of getting them as a reward. As a wise anonymous person once said: 'Virgnity is like a bubble: just one prick and it's gone.'

 
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