Wednesday, August 10, 2005

I Shall Continue Autistically On..

I am no psychologist but are all men born autistic? Or is it merely a survival instinct responsed by woman's obvious social superiority?

It probably explains why emotionally sensitive men turn gay, they understand at least a little of what woman are really capable of.

The sure sign of autism in a man, is his high esteem for the ability to consume large volumes of alcohol. In many societies today acceptance to the peer group is less about class, than Bass. Less your income bracket, than the number of shots held before hospitalisation.

Men are mistaken, for in the modern world real prowess come with social competency.

Social competency can be sperated into;
Gossip skills (locating, and being critical of a person's distinguishing features)
Colour coordinate skills (a good dresser and stylist)
Eye of the tiger skills (learning to spot the kill opportunity)
Rhetorical skills (not necessarily in vocabulary, but in the sheer breath of emotions at one's disposal)
Shopping skills (capitalist societies exist for the consumer)
Social control skills (gained through the continuous honing of rhetorical skills, measured on a sliding scale of property gathered; Hermes > Gucchi > Vuitton)
Memory recall skills (in coordination with eye of the tiger skills, clarity in recalling a person's speech and actions for profitable use against them in future)

Feminism claimed women should cast away all the above skills in favour of drinking games, butchery and general unsightliness.

Now, in proportion to their snub of feminism, Japanese and continental European woman are generally considered the most stylish, and socially affective women on the planet.

I shall continue autistically on to get a woman to sleep with me!

2 Comments:

At 5:32 AM, Blogger Dr. E. Scientist, phD. said...

You gave me a scare Richard. For a second there, I though you were going to give up Bass for Ass.

 
At 6:11 AM, Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

I think he's giving up Bass for Tits 'n Ass. I've heard that 'TA movie' is a technical term in Hollywood.

 

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